Soso Ahmed

Communications & Meowketing Manager

Soso, our esteemed Communications & Meowketing Manager, is a 3-year-old grey cat with a no-nonsense attitude and a strict “my way or the highway” policy. She runs the house with an iron paw, ensuring that all meals arrive on time (or else). A true food enthusiast, Soso will fight, scream, and possibly commit a minor crime for her next meal. Despite her tough exterior, she enjoys cuddles—but only on her terms.

Highly vocal and opinionated, Soso never hesitates to share her thoughts (often at 3 AM). She takes her Islamic faith seriously, offering dramatic stares of judgment for any disruptions during prayer time. When she’s not eating or ruling her kingdom, Soso enjoys napping, playing, and staring suspiciously at squirrels. A dedicated homebody with severe social anxiety, she prefers the comfort of her domain, where she can oversee operations in peace.

As a true leader, Soso believes in the power of delegation (aka making humans do everything for her) and knows that ultimate control lies in the paws of those who demand it.